Have you finally orgasmed yet?
She is in my trunk
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
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well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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