what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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