I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
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My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
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She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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