I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
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there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
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Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
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