I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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