My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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