But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
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like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
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You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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