I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
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I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
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i am craving dick and cupcakes
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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