what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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