Christians are straight up FREAKS
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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