my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Panties = found
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