does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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