Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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