I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
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Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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