So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
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We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
No more Irish car bombs ever.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
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Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
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