Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
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If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
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Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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