If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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