If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
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please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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