i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
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Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
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I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
It's blow job season.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
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