he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
if only i could text you this smell
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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