They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Randomize
