I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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