I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
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I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
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Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
how drunk are you?
Several
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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