This dress was meant to end up on your floor
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
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Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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