i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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