i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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