Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
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