i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
