I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
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The feeling are messing with the penis
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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