First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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