Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
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I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
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Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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