we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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