i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
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its like you know when i get waxed
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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