She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
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You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
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I round house kicked her emotions in the face
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
My dick has a subreddit
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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