Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
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he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
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Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
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