i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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