Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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