Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
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he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
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Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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