Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
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So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
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