What a fucking waste of an outfit
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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