So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
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she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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