So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
me + whiskey = a bad person
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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