No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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