if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
God, you're like boner-b-gone
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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