im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
birth control should be required to get into college
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let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
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I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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