There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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