the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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