VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
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Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
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Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
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The uberlube is also flammable
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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