It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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