but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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