one might say we're banned from that church
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
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I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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