I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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