Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
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