i don't like sucking hair
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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