honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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