i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
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There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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