Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
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At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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wow bdsm is so cute
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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