Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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