So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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