that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize